Monday, 31 December 2007

Christmas Leftovers

Hey-ho, howzitgaun ? Hope everyone out there has had a most excellent year and been well rewarded for being such good boys and girls. Thought I'd end the year with a few random observations from the Christmas period. More of the usual odds-and-sods rubbidge that you've all come to know and love, why change a winning formula, et cetera...

1. I've really enjoyed watching Polar Bear Week with Nigel Marven (wow, what a bolt from the blue, eh?) but I couldn't help noticing something familiar about the main man...


Oh, you don't think so ? Well, it's all too easy to crit there siticizing... (sorry)

2. Went to see "I am Legend" at the flicks the other day and it was mostly bloody marvellous. Surprisingly thoughtful and restrained in tone for the first three quarters or so, intelligent and un-Hollywood like, and a good few divisions above the no-brainer shoot-'em-up b-movie fate that I feared it might have been heading for when reading of it's troubled development over the years. In fact, it turned out (mainly) to be less an action movie, more a meditation on the central character's desperate attempts to stay sane in the face of the starkest isolation possible... with the revelation of big Willie nailing his role down as easily as cracking open a can of cold beer. That lad is a proper actor, yet he can still somehow bring through his old Fresh Prince likeability and have it as just another string to his bow, not the credibility millstone it might have been. Yes, in fact, he was even better than Chuck in The Omega Man. High praise indeed from this particular seventies sci-fi nut, believe me...

The subtle CGI for the empty, overgrown New Yoik setting was astonishing, utterly convincing from the get-go, a prime example of the sfx field at its very apex - sadly the work done on the infected "zombies" when they eventually surfaced was the diametric opposite, rubbery, unreal, cut-and-paste baddies (who all shared exactly the same f***ing face, jeez, this is 2007 FFS!!!) which never once threatened to look like they were ever real, individual, human beings in the way the story demanded, putting the kibosh on any of the unsettling undercurrents that the audience is supposed to feel in this sub-genre (say, the "they're coming to get you Barbara" Johnny moment when he comes back near the end of "Night of the Living Dead"). In fact, the whole thing did finally head out of the door in the rush to the usual generic, action packed climax - we couldn't really expect a movie of this epic budget to hold back the barbarians of idiocy from the door for the whole duration. But, thankfully, they didn't fully sell out on the ending. It deserved that at least. I just wish that the old Johnny Depp as Ben Cortman rumour had been true. I'd certainly buy that for a dollar...

3. I didn't succumb and buy a Wii but the potential of the kind of thing shown below makes me hope the big N will continue to hand $ony and M$ their collective a$$e$ in 2008. I implore you to watch this, honestly. Bottled brilliance.



Anyhoo, folks, I'm off to watch "The Third Man" - all the best in 2008... SlĂ inte Mhath !!!

Thursday, 13 December 2007

Love is a Many Splintered Thing...

Alternatively...

"Well, that clip certainly gives me wood"

or...

"Now, that's what I call a good, old fashioned varnishing"

or even...

"Super Noni, going like a bunny, with a lucky little ventiloquist's dummy!"



Thankyouverymuch :-)))))))

Tuesday, 4 December 2007

Year of the Bear

Fellow Knutians ! The wee man is one year old this very day so I thought that I'd change the furniture around a wee bit to celebrate.

I say "wee" man but that isn't quite accurate anymore, he's absolutely bloomin' enormous. In fact, I'm pretty sure that it's him starring in that new movie that folk are talking about at the minute...


Actually, any reference to compasses, golden or otherwise, has for years made me think of the (hopefully apocryphal) urban legend about the overexcited onanist at the back of the class in a school biology lesson getting too excited at the sight of the naked female form in the film being shown and taking direct action with said drawing implement to prevent his, erm, imminent artexing of the underside of his desk (ewww, dear Lord, why ?????). Straight down the eye, apparently. Yup, a lovely image to leave you with.

Anyhoo, back on topic, happy birthday cutey Knuti !!!

Made with the help of -

The Guillemots "Little Bear" - Well, what else could you expect ???

Wednesday, 7 November 2007

The Mob (Still) Rules

Grud on a greenie, what a night at the big red shed last night. Heaven and Hell Black F***ing Sabbath with wee Ron singing for them (and how), playing an hour and a half of stone cold classics, all four horsemen of the doom apocalypse clad head to toe in black (natch), standing stock still in front of that wonderful Gothic, cross laden graveyard backdrop, grinding out those huge riffs at a real volume (finally!) appropriate to their monolithic magnificence. At last, (at last!!!) looking and sounding just like I imagined them to back in '82 on Live Evil as I listened to it for the 4,000th time. I'm not going to rattle on about it at any more length here, might just write a review for the web site if the enthusiasm still takes me, suffice to say I liked it. Boy, did I like it.

Oh, and they played "Sign of the Southern Cross" and "Falling Off the Edge of the World". Brilliantly. Jeez, I still cannot quite get my head around just how good they were.

Wednesday, 31 October 2007

Happy Happy Halloween Halloween Halloween...

Remember, children, be sure to wear your Silver Shamrock Halloween masks and watch the Magic Pumpkin...



(Note: the author takes no responsibility for any heads being melted and turned into a "churning, formless mass of unleashed chaos"¹ during this commercial. Or for that tune being stuck in your head for the next twenty f***ing years)

*¹Yes, I've even read the bloody book as well...

Monday, 29 October 2007

The Birthday Girl

Well, whaddya know, it's birthday time again for my beloved SuperNoni !!! And, despite being another year older, she is still a sure fire certainty to be playing yet another angst-ridden teenager in at least one random indie movie over the next twelve months (supposing her stunt doubles Natalie and Keira haven't nipped in there first).


Anyways, to celebrate, I've decided to let her out of the basement to say hello...

Mex : So, what do you have to say to our readers, sweetie ?
Noni : "MMMMMPPPPHHHH!!!!" (I think that's "Hi, everybody!")

Monday, 22 October 2007

Another of our chaps shot down

Bad enough Ronnie Hazlehurst going the other week, I got a bugger of a shock reading the obituaries in the paper yesterday morning to find that Alan Coren had bought it - no, I don't watch the telly and I hadn't listened to The News Quiz for a wee while (jeez, maybe not since just after Linda Smith slipped this mortal coil, another total solar plexus kick). Hell, I just assumed he'd always be on it, certainly whenever I next decided to tune back in again. Damn and blast. Never Ass-u-me, as Benny Hill used to always say...

Not much YooToob action for the great man as yet, just a great HIGNFY election special here, here and here. Missing you already, old bean :-(