Remember, children, be sure to wear your Silver Shamrock Halloween masks and watch the Magic Pumpkin...
(Note: the author takes no responsibility for any heads being melted and turned into a "churning, formless mass of unleashed chaos"¹ during this commercial. Or for that tune being stuck in your head for the next twenty f***ing years)
*¹Yes, I've even read the bloody book as well...
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In my humble opinion, Halloween III is far and away the worst flick in the whole canon. Frankly, it is criminally missing the somewhat troubled, unconventionally handsome, anti-hero in a Shatner mask with a neat way of handling cutlery, the big fella who was present in all the other movies. You know what I'm saying?
That music, oh god, that music! Please make it stop, PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!
~ MM
Well, Mikey, in my humble opinion the three Shrek movies were complete s**t and the Sound Asleep Club sucked donkey d*ck, how d'ya like them apples !?! [blows raspberry]
~ Chiquita
"Halloween... the festival of Samhain! The last great one took place three thousand years ago, when the hills ran red... with the blood of animals and children". [snip]
WTF, you're all still alive ?!?! Damn you all, God damn you all to Hell !!!
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