A sight to gladden one's heart... Piers Morgan riding a Segway, going arse over tit and breaking three ribs. Shame it wasn't his neck but, still, you've got to take your thrills where you can get them...
Stay tuned, folks, the much requested Simon Cowell - Bull Elephant technicolor anal violation clip will be coming along ASAP!!!
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Bless you Sir, that's the way to start a Monday. ow!
Did he shout "Sniper!" before going for his hopefully incredibly painful fall?
Jeez, there's a thought to ponder... what if it really was a sniper, wow, that would have been an even better clip. Total, total arse of a guy, he definitely needs shooting.
BTW, I was sadly only kidding about the Cowell-Elephant bumming clip. I hate that bastich even more than Moron... :-(
Hmm. you show yourself to be a fan of X Academy (or what ever it's called) as if you don't go looking for Cowell he tends not to appear too often unlike Morgan who sleezes his way into your world.
Nearly as good a dive as that Hearts player! C'mon big Eck!
Caught Herr Cowell's ugly fizog in the tv guide the other day when I was planning my telly schedule for the week (yes, sadly, I really do that).
Anyhoo, I found that I just could not resist the urge to write "PENIS" on his smug fucking forehead. A small victory, perhaps, but the sun certainly shone brighter after I did it.
as so Uncle Mex is barred from ANOTHER newsagents...
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