Grrr, bloody cyclopaths, bloody cyclopaths, don't ya just hate the dirty, filthy bastids ??? Lycra clad, novelty condom-headed, attention seeking, botty botherers the whole damn lot of 'em, battering along whatever random road/pavement/short pier (I wish) their tiny, malformed minds have stumbled onto, pedalling away intently, perched precariously on their dildo seat with absolutely no friggin' regard for either their fellow road users or any luckless pedestrians unfortunate enough to get in their gormless way, still less any sign of a fundamental grasp on those more difficult abstract concepts such as the highway code or even basic fucking signalling. I detest the implied wearing of their green credentials on their £200 Gore-Tex sleeves - if you're really so fucking ecologically aware, why not bin your waste-of-metal wank chariot and donate its fetid remains for more productive use in building corrugated roofs on mud huts in [insert generic central African country name] ? Funny how as soon as a wee tiny speck of rain is in the air of a weekday morning, the Kelvin walkway is magically cleared completely of the knob gobblers, who have all seemingly fucked off back to the safety of their preposterous four by fours. Jesus wept. If you really want to save the world and stay fit, use shank's pony you posing bastards.
Yes, I did have a run-in with a cyclist this morning, he did stray rather far into the pedestrian lane in the covered bridge across the motorway at the SECC, much too close to the big man for anyone's liking, and he did make a sharp exit just after I told him how much of a cunt I thought he was but, annoyingly, just before I could ram my size 12 right shoe up his overworked fundament and dump his shiny, wheeled, li'l cock substitute over Bell's Bridge into the Clyde. Rest assured, I will be seeing you tomorrow, mate - anyone know where I can rent a 1970 Chevy Nova on the quick ??? It's only death proof for the driver, baby... B-)
Mood wasn't helped by Hamilton getting drawn away to Dundee United in the quarter finals of the CIS Cup... bah, so much for Hampden, the Arabs have a l-o-n-g history of riding Accies, I fear we're on to plums yet again- a shame really as a home draw versus 'Well would have been ace, and practically a bye to boot... ;-)
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3 comments:
ROTFLMAO :)))
You are one very angry and surprisingly foul mouthed individual
Did the fella show this morn?
Nah, the fucker clearly bottled it, just as well, really, as I couldn't wrangle the Nova to do a Stuntman Mex and would have had to manually defenestrate him with his own cycle pump. Keep out of my fucking lane, two wheeled arse bandits!!! [shakes fist]
See yer team got pumped at the weekend big yin, cant have helped your mood :)
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